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Monday, April 04, 2005

Would you fart?

Seriously. Let's say you're in the office at your own cubicle with nobody around you. Suddenly you feel the urge to let rip a big one. And it's a silent killer.

Would you do it?

Or let's say you're in the toilet, with nobody inside. There could be a possibility that someone might walk in at any time. Now you feel the urge to fart, and it's gonna be damn loud.

Would you do it?

Or perhaps let's imagine that you're in a lift full of people. Or in a full-house dark cinema. Or just walking around in a crowded department store. You feel the need to relieve yourself by farting.

Would you do it?

7 comments:

Jyon said...

oh dear, subangboy...which situation were you in yesterday?
u were in ur own cubicle?

Nee Sern said...

NOT telling!!!

Jyon said...

wakakaz...i know di...
silent killer smells the worst. damn loud one does not smell.

how about when you are in a car and you are driving with 4 other passengers? wakakaz...

if in a cubicle and have the urge, rush to the toilet. if too late, slide down your chair to the underneath of your table and do it there.

if in the toilet and its a damn loud one, just let it go. but don leave the toilet until u feel its safe. this is to avoid being identified. if the person hears it, but not knowing who is it, still ok mar. still can remain anonymous...wakakaz.

if in a lift? too bad then. stop at whichever floor that comes next and rush to the toilet...wakakaz...

Nee Sern said...

hahaha!! interesting ;)

Jean said...

Seriously dude, you're contemplating on farting now? Wow.. your job must be pretty easy-going huh? ;)

Nee Sern said...

hey jeanie... how wonderful of you to "grace" my blog...

do visit my other blog if you're interested.

and by the way, it's not easy-going, but definitely not as stressful as my previous job ;)

Jean said...

Of course I'm interested.. haha.. I was born a 'busybody'.. :P